My kids said some pretty funny things this weekend. Here are a few:
#1
Ariana: Mom, I wish I could live on the ceiling.
Me: Why?
Ariana: Because the ceiling is always empty. I never have to pick it up. I could run and skate on it. Why doesn't the floor stay like that?
Hmm........why doesn't the floor stay like that? Kids, maybe?
#2
Sitting with Jaren on my lap:
Me: *Kissed his little face one too many times*
Jaren: Momma, stop kissing me. Why do you need so much-of kisses?
Me: Sorry, you are so cute that I guess I forget how many I gave you.
In the meantime, Jaren is sitting on my lap and chewing on the microphone to his leappad.
Me: Jaren, don't put your mouth on that. If it gets wet inside, it will break.
Jaren: Okay, mom.
Me: Thanks- *kiss*
Jaren: (Sarcastically) Mommmmmmmm.......if you put your mouth on me, I will get wet and I might break!
3 Comment:
That's so funny! I love the things kids say! The other night I was helping Molly say her prayers and I said "Please keep..." she said "Please keep..." I said "Daddy safe." She said "Daddy gay." I told Joe about it and he chuckled and said "Oh, boy!" I like to tease him about it now.
Kids say the cutest things! Those are darling. I need to start writing down what the kids say before they leave my mind forever.
you better scrapbook those sayings, so cute to remember!
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